Khadim Rizvi needs a shrink

At the back of last Faizabad sit-in, TLP fought elections and lost badly. May be it needed another morale booster and political kick for its dying existence. Yet, a weak political model will always remain a failure. 

Khadim Rizvi's physical disability might not be possible to address but his mental state is pitiable. He needs a shrink like 99.99% women of this country. Thanks to MQM, Noon and media, people of all spheres have learnt to build a narrative. Why you kill people? You ask us because we are Urdu speaking. Why you loot? We made motorways. Establishment paid you to ask this. Why you spread disinformation? Agencies have usurped our freedom of speech. This TLP cartoon has hit the weak spot of this nation i.e. selling his merchandise using Aqa Alaihe Salato Wassalam's name. Allah has vowed things like ورفعنا لك ذكرك & انا شانئك هو الابتر. It doesn't mean we sit back and wait for those vows to come true. We all must play our roles. Raise our voices if we find govt incumbent short of the mark. But disrupting lives of Muslim Kalma-go population and destroying peace of a community wouldn't achieve that either. With pandemic knocking at the door and economy reeling, last thing we needed was this delayed display of love for Aqa AS. But narratives these days are so strong that even those with TLP orientation would be shaking their heads on these lines. I wish someday these religious cum political affiliations turn into Islamic only. 

Mullah achieved his political objectives and vanished in no time. So much for the love of Aqa AS wrapped in dodgy politics. 

Biases aside, Khadim Rizvi left the arena in 40 hrs, whereas, in 2017 it took 40 days. Interior Ministry was flapping & Army intervened on govt's request which was used by dajjali media as part of the narrative. Incompetent Interior Minister of the time went to Islamabad High Court, whereas, handling it was a matter of couple of tough executive decisions.

Current crippled storm in the teas cup has been handled brilliantly. Keeping media out of the whole proceedings was again masterly stroke. 

Well done GoP. Well done Interior Ministry. Like GB elections sincerely hope that one day this govt gets well done on economy as well. 

Remedy for Kidney Stones ‎- گردے ‏کی ‏پتھری ‏سےے ‏نجات

  Personal experience of recurrent bilateral renal calculus resulting in passing of 33 stones, 7 procedures inclding lithotripsy, acute hydronephrosis, hematuria etc etc and having tried every possible allopathic, homeopathic, hikmat and spiritual (those were any thing but spiritual), by Allah's accord, I got relief with consitent use of simple organic ingredients. Alhamdolliah. 

  گردوں میں مسلسل دس سال پتھری  بننے اور اس سے متعلقہ مسائل کا سامنا کرنے اور ان گنت دواؤں، تدبیروں اور دعاؤں کے بعد اللہ کریم نے اس مرض سے نجات دی. صدقہ جاریہ کے طور پر یہ پوسٹ شیئر کی جارہی ھے. اگر آپ کی میڈیکل کنڈیشن سے ان میں سے کوئی انگریڈینٹ متصادم ھو تو ڈاکٹر کے مشورے سے استعمال کریں. 

    

    گردے کی پتھری، ھائیڈرو نفراسس (پتھری کا گردے میں، یوریٹر یا مثانے میں اڑ جانا) یا یورینری ٹریکٹ  (پیشاب کے راستے کی نالی گردے سے مثانے تک) کی انفیکشن کی تکالیف سے نجات کےلیئے آزمودہ نسخہ:

    روزانہ نہار منہ نیم گرمی (کوسے پانی) کے ایک گلاس میں ایک چمچ کھانے والے زیتون کا تیل، ایک چمچ شھد (خالص زیادہ موئثر رھے گا) اور چمچ لیموں کا رس. 

    اللہ پاک شفا دے

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For people comfortable in English language watch the video below for numerous other benefits of this magic recipe:

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PDM & PM

It is heartening to see Ardogan leading Muslim Ummah. Name of our PM also resonates as credible Muslim leader. His religious understanding is current and relevant. His politics is below par due to poor team selection. Inexperience is taxing. Needless to say that things are good with the Army. Those out of favor from the Army are hopelessly disgruntled. Still, PM didn't have to brag about one page thing. It helped build the narrative. IK was to make big impact but due to his flawed decision making particularly under pressure that impact  might have to wait till his next term in office. Yes, today it seems I shall get ready to receive torrents of PDM supporters' logic sans logic. 

Lack of iron hand against Kiayani, Tareen & Khusro is a political compromise. And compromises have price. Now this may invite PTI supporters' stereotype rutty rattai past governments' charge sheet. But no real solution to regulate economy more so, inflation. Letting Nawaz Sharif go was a blunder. Nawaz Sharif has created some stir. But his narrative lacks end state in view. His adopted strategy is heading for collision sooner or later. Damage will be determined by intensity of the collision. For inability to mobilize masses, NS mustered support of street power lord, Maulana Fazl ur Rehman. By rescheduling first Jalsa of PDM to Gujranwala he out- maneuvered PPP and Maulana. On first given opportunity he made that controversial speech and willy-nilly his allies had to stand by his narrative. He also became de facto leader of the pack. Ironically, the pack is full of opportunists like him. Longevity of this alliance is conditional to respective interests. Clash of interest could mean end of Jeb Kutra union. PM used this term of Jeb Kutras today and it was totally irresistible not to  repeat it here. PPP is already dragging its feet because the bayania is going to cost it Sindh Raaj. In case opposition resigns, there could be no elections. Simple by elections can spoil this option and a risky gamble, PPP can't afford. If elections take place, Nawaz Sharif's current revolutionary bayania will cost him and his PDM mates. Pro Pakistanis can't approve this petty political circus. One heavy hearted acknowledgement that by virtue of his craftiness, Nawaz Sharif's ambush speech baffled govt and its average spokespersons. Below the belt pelting of Fiaz ul Hassan Chohan and likes will not affect current position of advantage of NS bayania. Govt has to stop fluttering in the face of an unforeseen political challenge.

 

Political experience in office will do wonders to PM's ability to handle domestic politics. Right now mian monster is basking on western twisted freedom in UK. UK is supportive of any thing anti-Islam (Rushdi), division & distortion of Islam (Ahmadis' staunch support) and lastly, Anti Pakistan segment. Absconders of native laws are prized taxpayers to UK govt. They don't even need to ask trail of this taxable wealth. Whether stolen, laundered or kickbacks, its money which contributes to their economy. UK like other 'well-wishers' abhors idea of stable Pakistan wherein, Political and Military leadership is in sync. So no surprise that destination of Paddington is London. 

Final word, solution of current political circus is implementation of the writ of the state. Instead of subordinate institution tackling things through ISPR and other tentacles, state has to take lead. PM has to show his leadership mettle. In case, he needs a reminder, 'Sir, international image is good just need to bring house in order. You are The Chief Executive of Pakistan.' Take no prisoners when it comes to security of Pakistan. By the way, Pakistan is way too blessed not to withstand this internal turbulence. Its people are its center of gravity in total contrast to common misperception that its General Headquarters. Narratives do have impact. Nawaz Sharif in his  desperation of bleak political future has the propensity to stoop to the bottom of lowest level.Nawaz Sharif and his gang of ten have already crossed lines. This menace should stop. 

Reasons of surge in anti army narrative

Desperate and consequential speech by Nawaz Sharif at APC and forceful counter by Army, revealing Nawaz League's attaché Zubair Umer's reaching out to COAS exposed the ugly face noon. As if late night party organization by Talal was not enough. For the past decade and two years, Army has been patient and has been dragging its feet from direct involvement in political affairs. And probably this stance is known to thug politicians and they aim to exploit it by using exactly the opposite narrative based on past mistakes. Blatant mistakes have been grabbing power, protracted Army rules and direct involvement in politics like establishment of IJI etc. 

So what's exactly happening? Nawaz Sharif always hated Army. Maulana always remained power hungry. Why this vigorous campaign at this point in time? Why (unsuccessfully) oppose FATF & GB issues? 

Reaaon is simple. We are on one page. Pakistan is getting stable. Pakistan is not fighting others' wars anymore. Its fighting its own battles like drive against cancerous corruption and economic growth. Indicators are positive. Pakistan has proved its mettle in the region. Lets look around, who would be unhappy with this kind of progress. India, Israel, US, UK etc. Together we may call them international establishment. 

Is any other professional army in the entire world being singled out like the way Pakistan Army is at the moment? Literally, professional to the core. Not in slogans, not in publicity, in actual a competitive and competent force on God's earth. Only Army to have quashed terrorism on its soil.

But the problem is that IK & Bajwa are not budging. Whereas, international establishment would like to replace them with old tested stooges. However, despite pushing buttons of PPP through Cynthia Richie like implants, PPP remained content with current term looting of Sindh. Next is Nawaz Sharif. He seems willing. Adroitly, he published his pictures doing different acceptable things and jumped the bandwagon. Another, tool is Maulana. Both are desperate. Both are heading towards the bitter end. Because, they could survive any shenanigans but anti Pakistan narrative shielded in anti army narrative. It didn't work for Altaf Hussain. It won't work for them. This in itself is good news that we may eventually get rid of Zia regime's last and biggest blunder.

Maulana & Nawaz are desperate to muddle. They have been discredited already. They have nothing to lose. At the same time, they have received a nod from outside. Government has to act really fast and act now. It should not allow them too much freedom of action to thwart Pakistan's current progression graph. And for people, please don't trust media, it's a sold out. 

Only Allah knows the whole Truth. 

APC Ambush speech of desperation

'Altaf Hussain's ambush speech' at APC surprised all Pakistani participants, fixed laat nail in Mr Sheen's 'premier' hopes and rejoiced Modi's India. Even hosts are regretting.
Was he Altaf or someone who sounded like him? 🤔🤔🤔
Irrespective of his identity, he was extremely desperate. He is stuck in the past. He targeted Army of today for Army of the past. Woe to those military men who catapulted him to political arena. Infact Altaf Hussaim and his desperate clone are both product of same era. Military masterminds should first accept mistakes of usurping power and then hanging on it for protracted time. Secongly, sowing these two cancerous seeds in political field. Both are heading for the same ending. Bhai is slightly ahead. Desperation of his sound alike will further expose his ugly shrek face in coming times.
Good news is that its end of the road for his pooh politics.
UK walks, controlled photo-ops, anxiety fits, venom against Pakistan and unhappy ending of an absconder seems to be his fate. Pretty much is the fate of anti Pakistan elements. 

میرا ‏سخی ‏مالک

     یہ فکس سوچ ھوگی کہ تقدیر تو پہلے سے لکھی ھے اور اس میں ردوبدل تو ھوگا نہیں تو پھر ھمارے کرنے کو کچھ رہ نہیں جاتا. جو تقدیر میں لکھا ھے پس ھوناھے. یہ سوچ منفی روئیے اور مایوسی کا باعث بنتی ھے. یقیناً وسوسے ڈالنے والی پارٹی کا کاروبار اسی کارن چلتاھے. 

    پہلے سے لکھا فکس نہیں بلکہ فلیکس ایبل ھےَ.میرا مالک تو اتنا سخی ھے کہ اپنے لکھے کو بھی بدل دیتاھے. جانےکون سی ادا پسند آجائے. بس مخفی اداؤں پر دھیان رکھنا ھوگا یعنی نیت اور اس پر مبنی عمل پر. اخلاص کے سوا کوئی چارہ نہیں 

    ظاھری اداؤں سے لکھا ھوا نہیں بدلنے والا. ظاھری معاملات ظاھر کا علم رکھنے والی مخلوق کے لئے  ھیں اور مخلوق تو اتنی کم علم ھے کی اچھی نیت پر بھی شک کا گمان کر گزرتی ھے

    یہی وجہ ھے کہ سخاوت صرف مالک جلی شانه کا خاصہ ھے- سخی وہ جو رحمان بھی ہےمیرے سخی مالک کی سخاوت سے لو لگا لیں. یہی ایک امید باقی ھے جو آپ کے إخلاص نیت پر منحصر ھے اور امید ہی زندگی کی گاڑی کا ایندھن ھے. اچھی نیت کے ساتھ مانگنا بھی مقبول عمل ھے کیونکہ مانگنے سے ہی ملتاھے. اور میرا مالک تو سخی ھے. 

آپ کو رحمتوں بھرا دن نصیب ھو. آمین 

دعاگو اور طالب دعا اسد جمال 

    

Azadi vuvuzela and hope

 Yesterday, at the stroke of midnight, I was woken up by stressful noise coming from the neighborhood. As it happens after half an hour's sleep, I was disoriented and bewildered trying to figure out the cause of that coarse sound coupled with gunfire crackles. May be terrorist attack. May be a fight between armed groups. May be an ongoing robbery. However, orientation took effect, firing sounded more like fireworks which gave the impression of a marriage celebrations but soon it changed when it dawned upon me that these were Independence Celebrations. And that stressful sound emanated from Azadi Vuvuzela. And next two hours of uninterrupted freedom celebration sounds unleashed a train of thoughts. Am I running out of steam? Or am I just being grumpy for sleep disturbance? Where is my patriotism? Or is this the only form of patriotic expression we are left with? Are we really free to celebrate anything at all?

Deep scars of Colonial subjugation translated into rule of Desi Gora Sahab. We kept writing our history and we kept deleting it. Ayub's dictatorship was celebrated. It followed  romanticism with his nemesis and prodigy Bhutto. Then a sea change. Butto's nemises Zia attracted our attention through his version of Islam. For better or for worse, it changed Pakistan. Patron (Zia) gave way to prodigy (NS). Democracy set in which turned out to be the best revenge. Instead of economic reformation like China we became a consumer market without means. Our answer to high tide of globalized materialism was corrupt practices which trickled from top to bottom. Then we gave democracy a break and switched to hybrid democratic dictatorial rule of Musharraf. In his tenure, middleclass got bank loans, hence, cars increased and road space decreased. Then the 'leadership' returned and democratic forces took reins. Its thirteenth consecutive year of successive democratic forces in power. Establishment decreased its direct involvement and politicians introduced a new form of bribe i.e extension. Resultantly, we are reeling on economic front. On diplomatic front, aligning with Ale Saud and US means indirectly supporting Israel and playing right into the hands of final world order. Governance is plagued by corruption of 90s. Nothing much to say on judiaciary and its hooligan wing of Wokala (وکلاء) because the matter is sub-judicious i.e judges are listening and advocates are speaking. They have spoken on numerous occasions by now and proved their mettle. Thanks to Zia's version of Islam, big chunk of society (particularly rural) is hostage to Mullah whereas remaining small chunk is totally confused by extremist liberals, anti-Pakistan narrative and growing fashion of atheism. At the turn of millennial, we adopted another cancerous trend i.e. evil nexus of politics and media. Agenda of politicians is sold by prime time media anchors like Hamids, Malicks, Kamran Shahids etc who party late night with each other and laugh at the sorry state of this nation. Brain drain is costing us. Iqbal and MA Jinnah were brains but they returned to subcontinent and paid back their due to the nation. Brains of free Pakistan are just keyboard warriors because western lifestyle is more addictive than they initially thought. 

Hence, our standard of celebrating independence is fireworks modernized by sweet sound of azadi vuvuzela and not to mention silencerless bikes of Pindi Boys. Happy 73rd Indepence Day sans Indepence hoping to have one soon Insha Allah. Hope is our only hope.

Only Allah knows the whole Truth.