Sunday 31 May 2020

Commonalities between cousins - US & india

Similarities between US & india
Stupid & Racist Rulers (Trump & his illegitimate twin chai wala)
Common symbols of racism KKK & RSS
Genocide of minorities - Muslims in india & blacks/Muslims in US
Majority is thick headed, coward & ignorant
Media in both countries is bonkers - fake, fictitious, faulty, fiesty, foul, foolish. 
Common cinematic values of Hollywood & Bollywood - preparing minds for arrival of dajjal
Common economic value - 'in dollar we trust' 
Common heroes - movie stars nautankis - who saved the world in every movie but got their butt kicked by Al Qaeda & Swag se Swagat of Abhi Nandan by PAF 
Common drink pale yellow ale:cow urine & beer
Common enemy China
Common friend Zionists, hence both nations are likely to play roles of extras in final movie (Armageddon) of Dajjal (Anti-Christ)


Saturday 30 May 2020

آسانیوں ‏کا ‏نسخہ کیمیا

‘.  ﻭﮦ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺴﺘﮯ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺴﺘﮯ ﺳﯿﺪﮬﺎ ﮨﻮﺍ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ ’’
ﺗﻢ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﻣﻨﺪ ﮨﻮ ﮐﺮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﻭ ﮔﮯ ‘‘ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ ’’ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﺑﮭﺮ ﮐﯽ ﻧﻌﻤﺘﯿﮟ ﺧﺮﯾﺪﻭﮞ ﮔﺎ
‘‘ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ ’’ ﻧﻌﻤﺘﯿﮟ ﺧﺮﯾﺪ ﮐﺮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﻭ ﮔﮯ
‘‘ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ ’’ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﻮﺵ ﮨﻮﮞ ﮔﺎ ‘ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﻣﻠﮯ ﮔﺎ ‘‘
ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﺗﮍﭖ ﮐﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ ’’ ﮔﻮﯾﺎﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﻮﻧﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮞﺴﮑﻮﻥ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﭼﺎﮨﯿﮯ ‘‘ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺷﯽ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ
‘ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺟﮭﻨﺠﻮﮌﺍ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ ’’ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﻢ ﺩﺭﺍﺻﻞ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻼﺵ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﻮ؟ ‘‘
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻧﻮﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﮐﮯ ﮨﺮﻧﻮﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﮐﻮ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺍﮨﻤﯿﺖ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﻣﮕﺮ ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﮐﻨﻔﯿﻮﺯ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺳﯽ ﮐﻨﻔﯿﻮﮊﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﺎﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﺮ ﮨﻼ ﺩﯾﺎ ‘
ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻟﻤﺒﺎ ﻗﮩﻘﮩﮧ ﻟﮕﺎﯾﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺱ ﻗﮩﻘﮩﮯ ﮐﺎ ﺍﺧﺘﺘﺎﻡ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺴﯽ ﭘﺮ ﮨﻮﺍ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﺩﻡ ﺳﻨﺒﮭﺎﻟﺘﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﺑﻮﻻ ’’ ﮐﺎﮐﺎ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﻮﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺠﺎﺋﮯ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻨﺪﮦ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻃﺮﯾﻘﮧ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻧﮧ ﺳﮑﮭﺎﺩﻭﮞ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﻣﻨﺪ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺠﺎﺋﮯ ﭘﺮﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺵ ﺭﮨﻨﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮔﺮ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻧﮧ ﺳﮑﮭﺎﺩﻭﮞ ‘‘
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺷﯽ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﺑﻮﻻ ’’ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﯿﮟ ﺟﺐ ﺗﮏ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﻭﺟﻮﺩ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﻋﻤﺮ ﺳﮯ ﻟﻤﺒﯽ ﺭﮨﺘﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ۔ ﯾﮧ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺗﮏ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ انسان هی ﺭﮨﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ‘ ﺗﻢ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻋﻤﺮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻭﺟﻮﺩﺳﮯ ﭼﮭﻮﭨﺎ ﮐﺮ ﻟﻮ ‘ ﺗﻢ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﭘﺎ ﺟﺎءﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﺐ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﭘﺎ ﺟﺎءﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺗﻢ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻨﺪﮮ ﺑﻦ ﺟﺎءﻮﮔﮯ ‘‘
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻧﮧ ﺁﺋﯽ ‘ ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﭼﮩﺮﮮ ﭘﺮ ﻟﮑﮭﯽ ﺗﺸﮑﯿﮏ ﭘﮍﮪ ﻟﯽ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﺑﻮﻻ ’’ ﺗﻢ ﻗﺮﺁﻥ ﻣﺠﯿﺪ ﻣﯿﮟ ﭘﮍﮬﻮ ‘ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﯽٰ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻟﺘﮭﮍﮮ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻣﺤﺒﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺭﻧﮕﮯ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺁﺯﺍﺩ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻨﺪﮦ ‘‘
ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﮐﺎﻣﺮﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺩﺭﯼ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺍﺷﺎﺭﮦ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺑﻮﻻ ’’ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻻ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺗﮭﺎ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻋﻤﺮ ﺳﮯ ﻟﻤﺒﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﻀﺒﻮﻁ ﻋﻤﺎﺭﺕ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺧﺒﻂ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺒﺘﻼ ﺗﮭﺎ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﭘﻮﺭﯼ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺟﻤﻊ ﮐﺮﺗﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ ﻣﮕﺮ ﺍﺱ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻋﻤﺎﺭﺕ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﻧﮧ ﺩﯼ ‘ﺧﻮﺵ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﮞ ‘ ﺍﺱ ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﻣﻨﺪ ﮐﯽ ﮔﺮﯼ ﭘﮍﯼ ﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺩﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﺮﺳﺘﯽ ﺑﺎﺭﺵ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮯ ﺍﻣﺎﻥ ﺑﯿﭩﮫ ﮐﺮ ‘‘ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺑﮯ ﺻﺒﺮﯼ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ ’’ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ‘‘
 ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻗﮩﻘﮩﮧ ﻟﮕﺎﯾﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﺎ ’’ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺗﻢ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ! ﺗﻢ ﺟﺐ ﺗﮏ ﺗﺎﻧﺒﮯ ﮐﻮﺳﻮﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﺧﺒﻂ ﭘﺎﻟﺘﮯ ﺭﮨﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺗﻢ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺗﮏ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺳﮯ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺑﮭﭩﮑﺘﮯ ﺭﮨﻮ ﮔﮯ۔ ﺗﻢ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺗﮏ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺭﮨﻮ ﮔﮯ ‘‘ ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﺳﮯ ﭼﮭﻮﭨﯽ ﺳﯽ ﭨﮩﻨﯽ ﺗﻮﮌﯼ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻓﺮﺵ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮔﮍ ﮐﺮ ﺑﻮﻻ ’’
ﻟﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻨﺪﮦ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻧﺴﺨﮧ ﺑﺘﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ‘ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻗﺪﻣﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺁﮔﮯ ﻧﮧ ﻧﮑﻠﻨﮯ ﺩﻭ ‘ ﺟﻮ ﻣﻞ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﺷﮑﺮ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘ ﺟﻮ ﭼﮭﻦ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﺍﻓﺴﻮﺱ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘ ﺟﻮ ﻣﺎﻧﮓ ﻟﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﺩﮮ ﺩﻭ ‘ ﺟﻮ ﺑﮭﻮﻝ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺑﮭﻮﻝ ﺟﺎءﻮ ‘ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﺎﻥ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ ‘ ﺑﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﺎﻥ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﺟﺎءﻮ ﮔﮯ ‘
ﺳﺎﻣﺎﻥ ﺟﻤﻊ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘ ﮨﺠﻮﻡ ﺳﮯ ﭘﺮﮨﯿﺰ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘ ﺗﻨﮩﺎﺋﯽ ﮐﻮ ﺳﺎﺗﮭﯽ ﺑﻨﺎءﻮ ‘ ﻣﻔﺘﯽ ﮨﻮ ﺗﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻓﺘﻮﯼٰ ﺟﺎﺭﯼ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘ ﺟﺴﮯ ﺧﺪﺍ ﮈﮬﯿﻞ ﺩﮮ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﺣﺘﺴﺎﺏ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻭ ‘
ﺑﻼ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﺕ ﺳﭻ ﻓﺴﺎﺩ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ‘ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺳﭻ ﺑﻮﻟﻮ ‘ ﻧﮧ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﮯ ﺗﻮ ﭼﭗ ﺭﮨﻮ ‘ ﻟﻮﮒ ﻟﺬﺕ میں گم ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻟﺬﺗﻮﮞ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﺑﺮﺍ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ‘
ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺐ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﮐﻢ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺳﯿﺮ ﭘﺮ ﻧﮑﻞ ﺟﺎﺋﻮ ‘ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﺍﺳﺘﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻣﻠﮯ ﮔﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ‘
ﺩﯾﻨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﮨﮯ ‘ ﻭﺻﻮﻝ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻏﻢ ‘ 
ﺩﻭﻟﺖ ﮐﻮ ﺭﻭﮐﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺭﮎ ﺟﺎﺋﻮ ﮔﮯ ‘ ﭼﻮﺭﻭﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺗﻮ ﭼﻮﺭ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﻮ ﮔﮯ۔ﺳﺎﺩﮬﻮﺋﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﻮ ﮔﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺍﻧﺪﺭ ﮐﺎ ﺳﺎﺩﮬﻮ ﺟﺎﮒ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ ‘ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﺭﺍﺿﯽ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺟﮓ ﺭﺍﺿﯽ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﺎ ‘ ﻭﮦ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺽ ﮨﻮ ﮔﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻧﻌﻤﺘﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺧﻮﺷﺒﻮ ﺍﮌ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ ‘
ﺗﻢ ﺟﺐ ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻭﮞ ‘ ﺭﺷﺘﮯ ﺩﺍﺭﻭﮞ ‘ ﺍﻭﻻﺩ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﭼﮍﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺟﺎﻥ ﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﺗﻢ ﺳﮯ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺽ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺗﻢ ﺟﺐ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﺩﻝ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺷﻤﻨﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺭﺣﻢ ﻣﺤﺴﻮﺱ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻟﻮ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﺍ ﺧﺎﻟﻖ ﺗﻢ ﺳﮯ ﺭﺍﺿﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺠﺮﺕ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻻ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﮔﮭﺎﭨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﺘﺎ ‘‘
ﺑﺎﺑﮯ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻟﻤﺒﯽ ﺳﺎﻧﺲ ﻟﯽ ‘ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﭼﮭﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﮭﻮﻟﯽ ‘ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺳﺮ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮭﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻓﺮﻣﺎﯾﺎ
’ ﺟﺎﺋﻮ ﺗﻢ ﭘﺮ ﺭﺣﻤﺘﻮﮞ ﮐﯽ ﯾﮧ ﭼﮭﺘﺮﯼ ﺁﺧﺮﯼ ﺳﺎﻧﺲ ﺗﮏ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﯽ ‘ ﺑﺲ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭼﯿﺰ ﮐﺎ ﺩﮬﯿﺎﻥ ﺭﮐﮭﻨﺎ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮐﻮ ﺧﻮﺩ ﻧﮧ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﻧﺎ ‘ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﮮ ﮐﻮ ﻓﯿﺼﻠﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺩﯾﻨﺎ ‘ ﯾﮧ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﯽ ﺳﻨﺖ ﮨﮯ ‘
ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻕ ﮐﻮ ﺗﻨﮩﺎ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﺗﺎ ‘ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻕ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﻮ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﮬﯿﺎﻥ ﺭﮐﮭﻨﺎ ﺟﻮ ﺟﺎ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺟﺎﻧﮯ ﺩﯾﻨﺎ ﻣﮕﺮﺟﻮ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﺁ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮ ‘ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﺩﺭﻭﺍﺯﮦ ﺑﻨﺪ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ‘ﯾﮧ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﯽ ﻋﺎﺩﺕ ﮨﮯ ‘ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﺁﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ ﮨﻤﯿﺸﮧ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﺩﺭﻭﺍﺯﮦ ﮐﮭﻼ ﺭﮐﮭﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ‘ ﺗﻢ ﯾﮧ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺭﮨﻨﺎ ‘ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺩﺭﻭﺍﺯﮮ ﭘﺮ ﻣﯿﻼ ﻟﮕﺎ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮔﺎ ‘‘
ﻣﯿﮟ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﺁ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﮭﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﮐﺎﻣﺮﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺩﺭﯼ ﻧﮧ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ ﺑﻨﺪﮦ ﺑﻨﻨﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻧﺴﺨﮧ ﻣﻞ ﮔﯿﺎ
(کاپی کیا گیا)
مکمل سچ توصرف رب کریم ھی جانتا ھے. 

Wednesday 27 May 2020

'Riaz ki Beti' aur hum

How decedent have we become?
Settling family issues behind quietly was not a weakness but strength. And if things didn't work out parting ways in dignified ways has been in practice but then the whole value system for one gender got rewritten. Meddling with laws of nature has a price. 
Recent episode of daughters of this nation at Defece Lahore displaying their house scaling skills, linguistic prowess and command & control over a platoon of guards while carefully filming reflects our false ego driven madness at its best. Whereas, receiving end daughters of nation are just playing usual emotional card. Women emancipation and meri marzi has reached new heights today. Reaction of different segments of society also deserve a mention to actually find out how decedent we have become. 
For intruders, there are conditions of implicating someone with requisite evidence but they had the luxury of showing their power and venting their anger and settling their issue mafia style. Otherwise, this much wealth, power and connections should be put to test for a change.
For daddy, 'image' is important for business, so quicker the deal, the lesser the damage. 
For affected, there are ways to carry ourselves with dignity which to them may not matter much. No values mean public humiliation should be a routine affair. 
For spectators, little better than watching tiktok for a day or so.
For Vloggers particularly Youtubers, really a profitable day because the whole nation seems eager to watch live action and hear their spicy comments.
For keyboard warriors, another day another topic. No thoughtful input. Just keystrokes. 
For liberals, who couldn't benefit so far from tycoon's empire, its time to raise stakes and side with the 'poor girls'.
For Politicians-Media Nexus- Lots of financial stakes, hence, hush-hush time.They had been paid well in past. 
For Govt, registering FIR and completing token formalities is the only course of action.
For Agriculture department, mentioning of its name during assault will be a non issue.
For religious bigots, behaya girls deserved it.
In the end, a silent 'deal' between the parties.
Quite decedent. 
Allah Hawa ki betion ko apni izzat ki namoos se roshanas kar dey. Ameen

'Col ki Biwi' - Part Two

90s were like roller coster. Army had successfully ventured proxies in Afghanistan and Kashmir. Money was abundant. Nuclear program further matured. Army became bossier. When USSR left, Jehadis became jobless and Talibanisation was a natural consequence. Information revolution reached next level via World Wide Web. Materialism touched new heights. Farse of globalization surfaced. At ours, institutional decay worsened. Tussle between over zealous Army & thug politicians grew. Army's high handedness grew while Pajero policians brimming with false egos went on corruption rampage. Both were wrong. End state of Pakistan is the evidence to that. Mullahism preached divisiveness and sectarian hatred was the bestseller. Minority western liberals lived on their own cloud no 69. Polarization and confusion galore. Along came Pakistan's First dictatorial emancipation era. Amazing how rich is our history with oxymorons.
So we enter new Millennial undecided on form of govt and life in general. GWOT made us frontline state. Army rule was more acceptable for its efficient execution in Afghanistan. We complied like paid mercenaries, except that there was no payment. Gung-ho guerilla added to the macho image of military at home and abroad. Another feather in his cap was letting loose the monster of media in Pakistan. Thus forming natural alliance of politician and media. Media Seths (سیٹھ) and anchors needed money and connections whereas politicians needed coverage and cover. Judiciary continued to make a name for itself. For his double crossing US, redundant dictator was sent packing. For a change, this one left the arena on his feet unlike his predecessors who were carried in caskets.
And we enter second decade of new millennial. It can be called millennial of Pakistan style change i.e. moving one step ahead and two backwards. Raheel Sharif was one step ahead and Kiani-Bajwa extensions were two steps backwards. Military take over free decade is in itself a luxury. Backdoor 'cordial' relationships between politicians and military are like those old habits which die hard. Two assemblies completed terms. Third political force emerged or some would disagree but that's just ok. Change party lacked political maturity. This party wasn't nurtured by a dictator but political waste of past became chink in its armor. Yet allowing past political goons space in party remains a leadership lapse. Executive only worked for its patrons. Legislature never worked at all.  Judiciary continued to grow in stature for all the wrong reasons. New 'force' of advocates made a dabbang entry. Social media became a force to reckon with. Awareness exposed mullah. Non divisive neutral voices like Maulana Ishaq, Engineer Muhammad Ali etc could be heard. Niether killed so far nor wajib ul qatal fatawa served to them. Media polorization came as blessing. Deceptive nexus of politicians and media also got exposed. 
Along came Corona and it seems to be here to stay for a while. 
Next up is how our colorful history affected  society which continues to produce gems like 'Col ki Biwi' 
Only Allah knows the whole Truth. 

Tuesday 26 May 2020

'Col ki Biwi' - Part One

Firstly, Eid Mubarak. May Allah accept your siam, sadaqat, salah, Quranic reading & listening and all your good deeds of this Ramadan. Ameen
Wanted to write about 'Col ki Biwi' from the day of incident yet refrained from giving early conclusions because social media was flooded with differing opinions on the topic. Social media is like unbridled German Autobahn, no real limits. And that is the basis of most social media related problems including this issue at hand. It is not important anymore that opinion should be correctly caliberated, well weighed and responsibly articulated. Hence, everyone is jumping the gun in judgement and trigger happy in shooting the opponents down. Yes, in short, we have gone cukoo in manners, cocky in demeanor, irrational in argumentation and opinionated bigots in stances. Result is ultimate confusion. Just like our religious divisions, societal stratum, financial disparity and social injustices, we are becoming specimen mob of  divided unity and chaotic harmony. The opinion on the matter shall be free of 'narratives' on 'external' forces, internal 'discord' and 'hegemonic' designs of institutions and anti-institution forces. Analysis should be pro-Pakistan and realistic with unambiguous clarity for future course of action. For once and for all, not our political biases nor our 'long and short term interests determine our approach rather Pakistan's well being. A unique country whose basis is' there is no god but Allah'.
We live in times of fitn. Where if needed black turns white and vice versa. If we could avert this methodic onslaught of confusion, we may succeed. And 'Col ki Biwi' gave me a lot of food for thought.
It turns out that problem is psychological more than any other associated issues. Army lovers, army haters, army silent supporters are all fixated in their opinions. What else could you expect from a nation deeply mired in fifty shades of extremism: worst are religious and liberal extremes. There seems to be long list of contributory factors to this chaotic situation including our history, social milieu, military life, wrongs of military culture, external and internal narratives. Apparently, a medium book size stuff but will try to condense it. And if one person is able to benefit (de-confuse particularly new generation who have life ahead of them) from this, it would serve the purpose of my years of freelance writing dedicated to well being of my people. Disagreeing is everyone's right, yet 'manner maketh the man'. 
I wanted to start from the military but chronologically our history comes first. We were betrayed internally, weakened externally, marginalised & eventually enslaved for a century. British snobbish sahab was the iconic figure. Influential and affluent category idealized Gora Sahab and acted like centrifugal force. While clergy was like centripetal force. Two minorities eventually formed into two extremes religious and liberal. Majority kept silent. Remained observant and at times tilted to one side or the other on issue to issue basis. 
Nontheless, slavery left deep psychological scars. Transitory 50s saw conspiracies in power corridors which opened the way for military rule. Military organized on Brritish lines had the same haughtiness of gora sahab. For their education, exposure and self proclaimed value system, military of 60s remained firm on its patriotic claims and ruled over the country for no real justification. A crop of opportunist politicians was also being nurtured by illegitimate military rule. Early, 70s saw dismemberment of the country owing to civil-military mismanagement. Politicians who earn living by word play found a great excuse in blaming military for their failings and inability to deliver. Judiciary also stepped in and made a 'name' for itself. Military, instead of distancing from politics, kept coming back in power for its same old 'lame excuse' of patriotism and 80s remained the darkest. Clergy suddenly felt relevant and was used to the best of its effect i.e. opinion making among vacillating masses. Out of no where 'modernity' of past was replaced by 'ortho-modernity' of Zia era which ended with more confusion. 
Along came 90s with another set of politicians. Army bossy, unnecessarily meddling, unduly political and nonsensical at times. It provided incompetent and corrupt politicians catch words like 'establishment' to sell their merchandise. Because delivering was difficult and blaming was easy. Nonetheless, Army was to be blamed for not watching its limits but would it accept it? Its not part of military trainig regime to be apologetic. Rather, go on counter offensive, counter narrative, counter everything. Its a psychological problem not an issue of intent. 
90s will continue followed by two decades of new millennial and then other factors for bringing forth the reasons for behavior of 'Col ki Biwi'... 
Only Allah knows the whole Truth. 

Friday 22 May 2020

Sugar Cartel Pakistan's lapse

There's uncanny semblance in Madeline Cartel  (Columbia) & Sugar Cartel Pakistan
White stuff is worth billions
However, you need control over judiciary, executive and legislature. Maintain effective inventory of assassins. Make opponents offers they can't refuse. Never bring non-mafia people  in power,.
Oops, all was going well but somehow, somewhere, someone overlooked last stated fundamental rule of Mafia Grukul by bringing in Imran Khan to power. Cartel may disown JKT for this lapse. 
Sugar Cartel Pakistan violated one of the fundamental rules of mafia bible. However, nothing will happen, its a small setback, The Cartel will bounce back with stronger SOPs and better procedures. Evidence to this conclusion is that despite death of Pablo three decades ago, the white stuff is still available everywhere including all cities of Pakistan. SCP is also here to stay. 
Do watch video the my facebook wall to see how helpless is system against the cartel. Despite, clear-cut options, no govt can crack down on it. 
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10223484026798188&id=1514086020

Al Kahf lessons from four stories

Past few weeks old blog entries have been shared on Surah Al Kahf. Allah has given an opportunity in quarantine to write a fresh one as well. Before that it is pertinent to give reason for writing blog instead of Vlog. First thing Allah made was means of writing i.e. Pen. First word Allah swt communicated through Prophet PBUH to us was 'Read'. Experience suggests that reading has much better retention and positive impact than watching. So thankful to those who regularly suggested producing Vlog, however, writing shall remain preferred mode of communication, no matter how less people read and how less trendy it may look.

Like so many other rituals, every Friday recitation of Surah Al Kahf has been prescribed. Have you ever wondered why? Is this just another ritual like visiting graves on Thursdays etc? Or, has this Surah any relevance with our times? What's the benefit of reciting it weekly?

Lets find out:

First of all, some guidance from Ahadith:
Messenger of Allah (PBUH) mentioned many times that Friday is the preferred day of its recitation and the one who read and memorized verses of Surah Al Kahf would be protected from the trials of Dajjal!

So its not just a ritual rather our own protection. A practice that only requires you and the Book. So most religious 'contractors' wouldn't mention it because projecting this will strengthen your one-on-one relation with Allah making them irrelevant and 'penniless'. 

This is the most relevant Surah to our times: 
Did you notice mention of Dajjal? Dajjal means the deceiver. 
So what is the likely time of his arrival? Near the end of times. 
Are we close to the end of times? Yes, pretty much. 
What is the first step to deception? False information. 
How does that work? By confusing lies with truth. 
Do we not live in times of ultimate confusion? Hell yes.
 
'What is the relation between SURAH AL KAHF and DAJJAL??
Dajjal will appear before the day of judgement with 4 trials:
🔘 He will ask people to worship him and not Allah: Trial of faith!
🔘 He will be given powers to start/stop rain and tempt people with his wealth: Trial of wealth!
🔘 He will tempt people with "knowledge” and news he gives them: Trial of knowledge!
🔘 He will control huge parts of the Earth: Trial of power!

So what is in this Surah that gives us protection against Dajjal? Yes, you guessed it, 4 different but INTERESTING stories, each with lessons to withstand 4 trials of DAJJAL!

🔘"The people of the cave"
It’s the story of young men who lived in a disbelieving town, so they decided to migrate for the sake of Allah and took refuge in a cave. Allah rewarded them with mercy in the cave and protection from the elements of nature.
The lesson of this story - conduct under 'Trial of Faith'
Do we not live in disbelieving towns or in believing towns who follow all the rituals except truly disbelieving? Do we not need Allah's refuge to protect our IMAAN? Does the first Trial of Dajjal not look in full swing? So read and understand this story to protect basic pillar of IMAAN i.e. TAUHEED which is seriously under attack.  

🔘 "The owner of two gardens."
A story of a man whom Allah blessed with two beautiful gardens, but the man forgot to thank the One who blessed him with everything and he even dared to doubt afterlife. So his garden was destroyed – he regretted it, but was too late and his regret did not benefit him.
Lesson of this story - conduct under 'Trial of wealth'
Is there not abundance of everything? Too much seems too less. Do we not tend to forget afterlife when we get wealth? Is monster of materialism not controlling our lives? Does it not seem that second trial of Dajjal is already in motion? Is Dajjal already here among us or are we being perfectly conditioned for his arrival?

🔘 "Musa(AS) and Khidr (AS)"
When Musa (AS)was asked by his people “Who is the most knowledgeable of the people of Earth?” Musa (AS) said that it was him. But Allah revealed to him that there was someone who knew more than him about certain things. Musa (AS) traveled looking for him and learned how divine wisdom was hidden in matters which we perceive as bad.
Lesson of this story - 'Trial of knowledge'
Are we not under false impression that we know due to rectangular devices in our palms? Have we not mistaken information for knowledge? Stage seems set for Dajjal to execute his third trial of knowledge which would be damn easy i.e. confuse and then convince people of his false knowledge. Knowledge is only contained in the Book of Wisdom. Just need to connect with it.

And now to the FINAL one, its somewhat GLOBAL,

🔘 "Zul-Qarnain"
Allah mentioned the story of a great king who was given knowledge and power. He traveled the world helping people and spreading all that was good. He was able to overcome the problem of Yajooj-Majooj' (Gog Mgog) by building a massive dam with the help of people whose language he could not even understand.
Lesson of this story -'Trial of power'
Whether Dajjal is among us or he is about to appear, his final trial of power is awaited. How this story relates with it? When the world is captivated by Dajjal, just kings like Imam Mehdi AS and Jesus Christ (Isa Ibn Mariyam AS) will appear in tandem to take him down. They will then take on Gog Mgog. And, finally, Allah's deen will prevail before the Day if Judgement. 

'SUBHAN ALLAH'!!! HOW RELEVANT AND PERFECT IS THE WORD OF ALLAH? 

Only Allah knows the whole Truth. 

Tuesday 19 May 2020

Confused approach of Pakistanis towards India

Below video came amidst shocking arguments by astrayed minority of officers from own army arguing on being humane towards hindus. But this video is a stark reminder. Please watch a glimpse of how blatant is hindu's approach:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10223454674144390&id=1514086020&sfnsn=scwspwa&extid=vmPkzvrwdYWd2D5q&d=w&vh=i

It reminded of two fundamental human problems. One being forgetful. Two being easily distracted. 
Are we not a nation of short term memory along with being forgetful?
Does illusion of peace (aman ki asha) not mislead us into believing otherwise?
Are our people not confused on vital issues of identity, humanity & religion?
Do they not need to cut through all this confusion?
My greatest concern is our newer generation which is likely to assume controlvof this country but most irrespective of their stature, rank, department or ilk, argue on being humane towards the neighbour and think about future generations. This was shocking and served as a breaking point for me. Who doesn't want peace? Who doesn't want to give securer Pakistan to next generation?
But fully knowing what is happening across the wall, how barbaric extremist nationalist hindu has become, it would amount to living in fool's paradise to resist unveiling of ugly face of hindu and his farse secularism. And argue otherwise whereas pandit g has always been like this:
بغل میں چھری منہ رام رام

And now it is like:

بغل میں چھرا منہ پہ لعنت

Half cocked religion, nationalism and humanity will only lead to further disasters. These are desperate times and warrant taking desperate measures. We need ruthless pointing and weeding out of double minded confused and distracted party. Time is not on our side as far as final showdowns are concerned. 

May Allah remove curse of confusion from us. Ameen

PS:

hindu in this and all my writings means ruling hindu of india

Sunday 17 May 2020

وبائی ‏و ‏سیاسی ‏قوت ‏مدافعت

 پہلے بھی ایک انٹرنیشل یونیورسٹیوں کے فیلو مائیکرو بائیلوجسٹ سے بات ھوئی اور اس کا بھی یہی کہنا تھا کہ ایشیائی اور افریقی ممالک میں کرونا کا سلو سپرڈ ان کے امیون سسٹم کے وائرس/ بیکٹیریا کے متواتر ایکسپویر سے ھے. یہی وجہ ھے کہ بغیر جوتے کے سخت جاڑے اور گرمی میں کوڑے کے ڈھیر سے کاغذ اور شیشہ جمع کرنے والے بچے ھمارے برگر بچوں سے زیادہ امیون اور سخت جان ھوتے ھیں. اور انگریز کے بچے نرے برائلر کیونکہ وھاں نہ ڈسٹ ھے، نہ دھواں، نہ کوڑا، نہ کوئی بیماری جس کے خلاف لڑ کر جسمانی گڈ بیکٹیریا بیٹل ھاڈنڈ ھو جائیں.
ھمیں فوری طور پر اپنے دیسی اورگینک لائف سٹائل کو اپنانا ھوگا وگرنہ مستقبل کی ایسی وباء سے شاید ھم اتنا بھی نہ مقابلہ کر پائیں جتنا کرونا سے کر پائے.
سیاسی لوگوں کی الزام تراشیوں اور سیاسی جماعتوں کی شعبدہ بازیوں پر ھر گز کان مت دھریں. ان کا دھندہ ھی ایسا ھے کہ بغیر کچھ کئے بہت کچھ ثابت کرنا. البتہ جتنا بھی تھوڑا کام کیا وہ پہلے سے موجود منظم دینی سیاسی جماعتوں یا پھر فلاحی جماعتوں نیں کیا. کسی بھی سیاسی جماعت کا کسی بھی قدرتی آفت میں کوئی عملی حصہ نہیں ھوتا نہ ھو سکتا ھے سوائے تند و تیز سیاسی بیانات کے. اور اب تو سیاسیوں کی چاندی ھوگئی ھے ھر کوئی اپنے ڈرائنگ روم میں بیٹھ کر عوام کے درد سے سرشار 'پرخلوص' وڈیو میسج بھی کرتا جا رھا ھے حتیٰ کہ میرے عزیز دوست اور بچپن کے کلاس فیلو سابق امیدوار برائے صوبائی اسمبلی سلیمان آفتاب نے بھی ایک 'ولولہ انگیز'، حکومت مخالف اور اپنی قیادت کا تعریفی میسج داغ دیا. کیونکہ کرونا کے خلاف محاذ پر گھر بیٹھے  سیاسی جنگ اسی تین نقاطی ایجنڈے پر ھی ھو رھی ھے. البتہ حنا پرویز بٹ نے ارطغرل جیسے عام کردار کو مریم جیسے بڑے لیڈر سے مماثلت قائم کرکے قیادت تعریفی کی ایک نئی تاریخ رقم کر دی ہے. نتیجتاً صفدر سلطان بھی اپنے 'کردار' کے تعین پرعش عش کر اتھے. اون اے سیریس نوٹ کسی بھی قدرتی آفت میں جتنا تھوڑا بہت ٹٹا پجھا عملی کام کوئی سیاسی جماعت کر پاتی ھے وہ حکمران جماعت ھی ھوتی ھے کیونکہ تمام حکومتی ادارے، وسائل اور فیصلہ سازی پر اس جماعت کا کنٹرول حاصل ھوتا ھے. باقی صرف بیانات پر اکتفا کر تے ہیں کیونکہ کوئی بھی جماعت نہ تو اتنی منظم ھے اور نہ اسے اپنے وسائل لگانے کی کوئی ضرورت ہوتی ہے. جب اگلا الیکشن آئے گا پھر ایک نئے 'بے شرم' ولولے اور جھوٹے وعدے کرنے سارے بے شرم ٹی وی سکرینز، جلسوں حتیٰ کہ آپ کی دھلیز تک پہنچ جائیں گے. ان کے میڈیا کے حواری بھی پیسوں کے عوض ان کی اندھا دھند مارکیٹنگ میں جت جائیں گے اور حکومت انے پر اشتہاروں سے نفع بھی ھو جائے گا. یہ دھندہ ھی ایسا ھے لیکن ھے اورگینک یعنی جھوٹ، ریاکاری، اقرباء پروری اور کرپشن سے بھرپور. اور اتنا امیون ھوچکا ھے ڈھگی کا یہ کلچر کہ مستقبل قریب میں تو اسے کچھ ھوتا دکھائی دے نہیں رھا.
البتہ من حیث القوم اگر ھم نے  اپنی آنے والی نسلوں کو بہتر زندگی کی راہ پر ڈالنا ھے تو پھر دیسی خوراک اور مقامی بودو باش سے ھی اپنی اصل کو پہچان پائیں گے. تبھی کرونا کا خوف و حراس اور سیاسی دجل و فریب سے چھٹکارا مل پائے گا َ اور تبھی وبائی اور سیاسی وائرس / بیکٹیریا کے خلاف مدافعت بڑھ پائے. 
پورا سچ تو صرف الله ھی جانتا ھے.
مندرجہ دیل وڈیو کلپ ضرور ملاحظہ فرمائیں (گورے کی بات پر موجودہ جنریشنز کا یقین محکم ھی ھے 🙂)
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2853120061451262&id=100002598879215

Tuesday 12 May 2020

Astray media women - another shade of liberal extremism

 Pakistan is under attck by two extremes: Religious and Liberal. As a routine, extremist mullahs get their due share but today is the turn of liberal bibis. 

We are nothing without women who gave us birth, gave us out of this world sisterly love, became our llife partners, made our lives worthwhile, gave us our next generations, gave us daughters whose love is game changer (As I heard, feel deprived being blessed with boys only), as better halves women make our homes extensions of heaven (or otherwise 😄, but let's look at the positive side today) and prepare our next generations. Volumes of books even won't justify the value, role and impact of women on our lives.
Yet, this sacrosanct place of women is not acceptable to our eternal enemy and his upcoming vicegerent on earth Mr Dajjal. He successfully created an ever widening gulf between two inevitable wheels of the cart of family life. Such is the deception (دجل) that women, in order to be recognized have been deceived to rebel. Wrong, very wrong approach. Men and women together have to stand up for each other, watch each others' back. But they wouldn't listen anymore.
Listen to the great Muhammad Ali's grooming to his girls on parda.
https://youtu.be/8_Ty24kLUl8
Read previos blog entry on topic related to above mentioned video:
https://asadjamal32.blogspot.com/2014/01/wisdom-spokenby-muhammad-ali-about.html?m=1

Now, look at this group of women in Land of Pure, the anchor women (as if nach gana minority was not enough).


The TV anchors of talk shows on politics, curent affairs, societal issues and some time they use their platforms to malign Islam in line with policies of their media house owner who comply with instructions from 'outside'.There is a certain criteria, which they have to fit in to become 'acceptable' to dajjali media houses.


They have to negate Islamic teachings. Desist Islamic code of life. They have to appear liberal. They have to wear western dresses.


Propagate that religion is a private matter. Religion has nothing to do with real life modern women. Women emancipation, liberties of expression/ appearance and last but not the least promote mera jism meri marzi type shameless agenda. What could you say about that ugly side of the most respectful, loving and caring gender. Such is the game of Dajl (دجل).
If they continue their mission, we shall at least raise our gaurd. As consumer market, if we reject this product, the capitalist system will stop its production. نہ نو من تیل ھوگا نہ رادھا ناچے گی.
Be ware, even if this product stops, new and more lethal will emerge. It will remain like this till the end of times.
May Allah protect us from the tricks of our real enemy. Ameen

Saturday 2 May 2020

Politicians, Media & Drugs

A suggestion sprang to mind about drug tests of political 'leadership' after watching press conference of honorable chairman People's Party who affected lockdown across the globe. PEMRA must coordinate with local authorities that whenever our 'leaders' call press conference, local press club to notify district administration and local police as well. If respectable political thug gives incohesive statement like PPP locked down Wuhan, Iran & Italy, immediately have his drug test on spot Would it be possible? Let's have look at the bigger picture: 
Senate committee pased ruling that there will be random drug tests in universities. Likewise, the same may happen in colleges and moreso in schools. Random unannounced drug tests have been conducted in the Army as well. Fair enough. Rather we are quite late in enforcing such rulings whereas we live in and around bastions of drugs. I witnessed random blood sampling of cadets at the most prestigious military institution of UK (RMAS, Sandhurst) some 22 years ago.
However, certain blue-blooded classes are untouchable in Islamic Republic of Pakistan and no surprises there, the PMN (Politician-Media Nexus) and nautankis party(celebrities) are also spared for some tunki.
Who has to legislate? Politicians
Who has to report? Media
These two are the real culprits yet have a strong bondage and a میثاق بے شرمی to watch each others' back. It would be a waste of effort to download few pictures of politicians under influence from all political parties. Raisani, Sharjeel Menon and the list is too long. But more shameful is representation of Riasat e Medina like CM KPK, Ali Ameen etc. And for media scums, just write their names and Google you would conveniently get pictures of even women 'analysts' at private parties. Want a clue, type US consulate party and media anchors. By the way, PMN has regular wine & dine gatherings and they need nautankis to embellish the parties just like noteables invite Khusras on low budget countryside gatherings. 
Unfortunately, these have become acceptable norms. Even showing mirror on these aspects comes with a price of being labeled as extremust religious fanatic. However, its not important what they perceive of it. By the way,, a big chuck of اشرافیہ is also اسیرِ شراب و ڈرگز بعد الاندھیرا and some round the clock.
PMN is in its own zone and flight which is direct outcome of drugs and alcohol. These menaces prevent brains to function properly. And result is in front of everyone.
So a practical suggestion is offered if self proclaimed Riasat e Medina wants to break the shackles of self denial and wishes to stop selling this title for cheap popularity among Muslims whose hearts beat with Islam. In post corona, new normal, please conduct drug tests:
1. All media houses(news & entertainment) must have drug tests of all employees including blue blooded anchors. On receipt of drug tests result, govt must reserve the right to carry out random tests at media houses. Penalties may wary according to pay scale. However,  initially only warning must be given, keeping the matter confidential. Then on getting caughr second time, put in rehab depending on the intake routines. Found guilty next times, tricter measures must be taken like fines and jailing.
2. For politicians, those who file papers for any candidature councilor, MPA, MNA, Senate and non-elected army of advisors must submit drug tests which will be positive for sure since alcohol caught by Chief Justice turns into honey in kand of pure. But then govt must reserve the right of random sampling.
ANF should also feel some shame and instead of becoming a political tool, catch drug manufacturers, distributors, sponsor investors, retail gulley-mohalla distribution chains. Its simpler than that. Just try and take one month's halal pay to your home, 90% of drug issues will settle in this country. 
To conclude مختیارا گالاں نہ کڈے تے کی کرے

Friday 1 May 2020

Muslim Pakistanis mourning for Indian actors?

Those mourning over nautankis like nach gana party (Rishi Kapoor, Irfan Khan etc) are as heartless as Nawaz Sharif when he welcomed killer Modi on his grand daughter's wedding when we were lifting shaheeds' bodies on Eastern borders. Kuch khuda ka khof, Hindu as nation is united. No cricket ties. Humiliation of our nach gana party (for which there should be least empathy), terrorism sponsoring in Pakistan, keeping people like Altaf & Nawaz on their payrolls, waging constant psy warfare, lobbying against Pakistan every which way possible, oozing poison and enticing Pakistani bikao mall like Geo & whole list of anchors, martyring sons of soil as we speak by blatant violation of LOC and through covert ops including APS and latest surge in North Waziristan, marginalising Muslims of India to an extent of genocide and last but not the least oppression of our Kashmiri brethren through cold blooded murders, rape of our mothers & sisters in Kashmir, looting, pillaging, marauding, oppression and the list of Indian crimes is beyond counts...
And indifferent, merciless liberals are mouring deaths of nautankis across border... Where is your sense of proportion, identity and self esteem?
Totally flabbergasted on this kind of stupid attitude but Ramadan is holding back from using explicit language.
May Allah guide this misguided mob of Muslims who are unable to know who they are and how they have to carry themselves in this time of دجل (deceit & lies). Ameen
Only Allah knows the whole Truth.