Corona vs Kiyun-nikala viruses

Entire world is awestruck by Corona-virus. No other topic on international media finds space thesedays. Pakistani lafafay who claim to be journalists are breathless in shouting that Princess Mariyam has broken the silence. Awww... Really??? Even circus monkeys and stray dogs might have better take on this issue than these paid viruses.

Apparently called journalists are upbeat on her media appearance. For what? Why? Why this revolutionary has been so silent for so long? Why usually so loud Princess was so moderate in her tone and tenor? How long will they continue to dupe people and how long people will continue to be so blindfolded?

She has made a symbolic appearance just because elected members of PML (N) of National Assembly and Punjab Assembly have raised voices on absence of Noora leadership. Even top leadership, facing hardships at the hands of revengeful thugs of PTI began to question vanished revolutionary Noora leadership from political landscape of the country. Disappearance of Noon League's leadership is in fact, doing a great favour to incompetent and corrupt team of amateur Khan. Incompetent Govt incumbent is having a field day without any resistance whatsoever. Problem with traders is that they always see things in terms of profit and loss. They see no point in investing time, effort or money on this stupid nation at this point in time. Why not enjoy in ‘hard earned’ cozy flats in Central London and enjoy some fancy cuisine from money made out of toil and sweat (of others). When the time is ripe just before next elections, they could make a parachute entry and appear as emphatic, enthusiastic and energetic as ‘true leaders’ should appear. For the time being, lets continue our showmanship from here in London by wearing those tilted hats and Jinnah caps. There is no harm in uploading limping video of Charsi Dr Adnan on the social media. Some patwari mindset might feel sorry for that useless rascal and win some sympathy vote.

A little insight of mysterious Princess' sudden appearance:

Leadership's question, 'So what to do in growing unrest among the rank and file of Nooras?' ‘Mian Sab, in such crisis there is one person who can change the tables for us’, excitedly, suggested Mariyam Aurangzeb. Who? ‘ Who else than Mariyam Bibi’, replied Mariyam Aurangzeb the brain behind most of the mess in recent times. Mian sb,’ Wah g Wah, bohot aala, tell Dhi Rani to appear on cameras but be careful, it should not violate our agreement clauses’.

So this was the brief background of brilliant thought process behind Mariyam Nawaz appearing on cameras. How pitiful is our situation? We are at the cusp of history's worst Corona outbreak in this country. What will become of us when this natural calamity is coupled with the plague of sick media viruses? But problem with Corona is that it is a real pandemic whereas self-inflicted Kiyun-nikala type viruses have always been our own choosing with kind courtesy of media viruses.

May Allah protect us from both plagues.